So it has come to my attention that the world is full of people who do not make sense. I do not make sense, my parents do not make sense, my friends don't make sense. But then there are people who make even less sense than normal. Those people are the friends of convenience. The people who are only there for you when it is good for them, so actually they are just there for themselves. What about that is rewarding? What about a friendship like that would anybody envy?
So I am sitting in my logic class, texting my two best friends in the entire world, getting way too excited for Christmas break and getting to see them both and this guy in the back row raises his arms to stretch. You know
this commercial with the canaries? His pits were pretty much that awful. I may not be the most hygienic person out there, let's be honest how often I actually wash my hair is disgraceful, but I at least try and maintain the illusion of cleanliness. I don't understand what goes through a person's head when they pull up a shirt like that to put it on... "No one will notice this softball sized pit pee-stains if I keep my arms down all day right? This striped oxford won't call any attention to that." There are many a problems with this. First of all, oxfords are designed to make you sweat more. By the look of his shirt though, he is also a natural sweater, why combine the two? Secondly, there is no possible way anyone is capable of keeping their arms down all day. Thirdly, if the above two problems didn't bother him, then he is okay with people seeing these marks and that is a whole nother level of weird.
Jessica Kane is in France. That awesome transition you just saw was to let you all know that the person I idolize fashion-wise (and pretty much life-wise) when it comes to Northwestern students is not currently in the country for me to idolize. I have taken on the role of being my own model this quarter while she is gone. Something she does that I am trying is she religiously changes her nail polish every three days. And she doesn't just change to a different color, she changes designs and sparkles and they are always beautiful. I first started this with my World Series spirited nails...
Then I moved on to paint them for recruitment preview. I haven't been the best of Thetas this quarter due to theatre and life and I tried extremely hard to make up for this.
Apparently the picture I thought I had of these no longer exists. *Edit* It was on my phone!!!
Then I tried that half moon thing that people are doing... It pretty much failed but It might have been my harsh choice of color combo. This is something I will work on in the future. I would show you but the guy sitting directly behind me is already creeping on my typing of this and he probably doesn't want to star in the picture of my black and robin's egg blue nails...
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| Yes I did place my fingers to cover a zit |
see? bright and bold color combo that might have worked but didn't.
I lost my favorite ponytail holder today. It just fell out of my braid. I was reaching around to play with my braid when I realized that I no longer had a braid which meant my favorite ponytail holder is gone. Everyone has their go to scrunchie. They wear it on their arm at all times it is not in the hair. It has just the right amount of zing and doesn’t hurt your hair. Mine happened to be one of the fabric ponytailer holders from Francesca’s or little boutiques that don’t crease or damage your hair but hold it tightly. It came in a pack of three. There was a grey, a black and a zebra. The grey has long since lost its worth being my summer pony and sun faded and worn had to go. I had moved on to the black and it has been a faithful friend for three months now. It has seen me through exams and rehearsals and auditions and homework. It always kept my hair out of my face without pulling it so tightly that it looks like I have a chinchilla gripped to the back of my skull for dear life. It was always classy in its black color with a slight sheen. I will be forced to move on to the zebra print when I return home today., a print that is much more bold and eye-catching. I will miss you scrunchie. You were worthy of a much greater owner.
EW! There is a couple in my logic class who just kissed because this girl got a problem right or something. GROSS!!!! Note to couples everywhere: Kissing is cute at the right time in the right place. No one wants to see someone making out as they take an exam. They want a peck at a wedding or a goodbye peck is fine. Basically not in class, not at work, be courteous! Please people. I SAW THIS EVERYWHERE TODAY! As I was walking in to my renaissance drama class a couple was just making out to say goodbye before class… like really you will see her in an hour and a half… CTFO! I’m all for more love in the world… but population growth is unnecessary before class.
